Internet Explodes After Law Enforcement Concludes White House Cocaine Culprit May Never Be Found

The internet was left in disbelief after law enforcement claimed Wednesday that whoever left cocaine sitting around in the White House may never be found.

Law enforcement officials had confirmed that cocaine had been discovered by Secret Service agents in a “cubby area” near the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing.

But they added that finding the culprit won’t be likely given that area is a highly trafficked part of the White House.

“Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” on video, the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, told Politico. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”

White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official https://t.co/C0wDkzcSxE

— POLITICO (@politico) July 5, 2023

The news was met with indignation by many on social media, calling the explanation a coverup and pointing out that Hunter Biden, a prolific drug user, should at least be considered a suspect.

After all, the cocaine discovery was made just two days after Hunter was last seen at the White House as he headed to Camp David for the holiday weekend.

Can’t find what you refuse to look for.

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 5, 2023

That is because the culprit is having their ass covered for them.

— Styxhexenhammer666 (@Styx666Official) July 5, 2023

As in –

‘Umm, I may have left something in the library. I’ll be right back’.https://t.co/E5QnaKPaqd

— Veni! Vidi! Memi! (@venividimemi) July 5, 2023

The most highly guarded building on the planet and we can’t figure out who left a pile of blow on the coffee table.

— Brittany Hughes (@RealBrittHughes) July 5, 2023

Unlikely to be found in the building with some of the toughest most stringent security measures in the world? Does anyone @politicio believe there were no cameras, visitor logs or eyes on security watching anyone who wasn’t First Family or high ranking staff?

— Danny ElPaso (@DannyElPaso) July 5, 2023

This is really just a story of a fathers love.

— Conservative Barbie 🇺🇸👱🏼‍♀️ (@awakenedbarbie) July 5, 2023

Just like the Supreme Court leaker couldn’t be found?

— Kasia Z. Zasada 🇺🇸🇵🇱 (@ZuzaZasada) July 5, 2023

For the first time in our country’s history, cocaine was found in the White House.

But that’s because someone on a tour left it there for the first time ever.

Right….

— DPL.3 🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@dpl_3) July 5, 2023

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— Charles Hodge (@94c2500) July 5, 2023

And that’s how you know it belongs to Hunter

— JT (@DesertRatJT) July 5, 2023

What a “coincidence” that the chronic drug addict who just got an unprecedented plea deal is fully written off as a suspect for the White House cocaine in just days

Democrat privilege – must be nice!

https://t.co/vg6ebjd5NL

— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) July 5, 2023

Clue, 2023 edition: it was Colonel Hunter in the Library with a Glass Pipe.

— WVU Bonanza (@WVUbonanza) July 5, 2023

Higher-ups to Secret Service agents right now: pic.twitter.com/dCz9hLdFkh

— Heritage Foundation (@Heritage) July 5, 2023

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— Chris Phineas (@ChrisPhineas) July 5, 2023

New White House Janitor Günter Hiden Arrives To Clean Up Leftover Cocaine https://t.co/vwxZYtCgMf pic.twitter.com/vzbPXJ9Z9A

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 5, 2023

Wouldn’t a baggie have fingerprints? All WH staffers have fingerprints on file.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 5, 2023

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— Chris LHW (@clhwi2017) July 5, 2023

Hunter insisted in 2021 that he’d been sober for two years, and he detailed his struggle with substance abuse amid his father’s political career in his memoir Beautiful Things.

Hunter Biden says he smoked parmesan cheese because it resembled crack cocaine – WATCH: pic.twitter.com/99M3MZYcyt

— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) April 5, 2021

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