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Wednesday Smiles
As more than a few of you noticed (and rightfully so), there were no Sunday Smiles published this week.
Given that the post by its nature contains a lot of cynical humor it didn’t seem appropriate for Easter Sunday, so we decided to wait until midweek. Some of you were so disappointed that a nearly two-year-old version of SS made it to the top of the charts on Monday. Thanks!
You might not guess it, but Sunday Smiles is by a long way my most time-consuming post to publish, and is actually pretty resource intensive for Hot Air, as it takes a lot of bandwidth–which actually costs money. Aside from video content the cost/click ratio is actually pretty high compared to mostly text posts.
But you love them and so do I. I even use a decent chunk of one of my days off to produce them for those reasons.
Which brings me to my pitch: you keep coming back to Hot Air and all the Townhall properties because you find what we do valuable. I don’t know precisely how many times any of our pieces are read–I am not a tech geek here–but I know that for my own the total is over a million times a month.
In that month I write, approximately, 115,000 words. To put that in perspective, a typical novel is 80,000 words long according to Publishing Talk.
Of course a good novelist and an opinion writer aren’t comparable, and I am no Dostoyevsky. But you get the point. It is a lot of writing, and of course that requires a lot MORE reading than writing to do my job. I have no idea what the ratio is, but I am reading and digesting a lot of information all the time.
Add up all the people here and across the Townhall properties and you have a vast enterprise dedicated to keeping you informed.
That’s worth a lot to you. I know it is because you are here.
That’s why I am perfectly comfortable asking you to subscribe to Hot Air’s VIP program. Actually, you should subscribe to the VIP Gold program, because it is a wildly better deal, since you get VIP access to everything.
Not only do you get all the VIP perks–the columns behind the paywall and the shows are worth it–but you also get something much more valuable: keeping us in business.
We are a small fish in a very big ocean. Big Tech and the MSM command trillions of dollars in resources, and they want us gone. Dead. Kaput. Silenced.
You keep us going by coming here, and most significantly by signing up for VIP access. VIP members are the people who pay the bills, and we are immensely grateful to you.
Join us in the fight. Become a HotAir VIP member today and use promo code SAVEAMERICA to receive a huge discount on your membership.
For those of you who are VIP members already, THANK YOU! Without your support, we couldn’t continue to bring you the honest, alternative analysis that you have come to expect.
I know it must be tiresome to get these pitches regularly, but it is how we stay in business. And, just to be clear, I put my own money where my mouth is. I spend an ungodly amount of money on subscriptions to independent journalists and the best news sources out there because it is worth it to me.
Now, on to the smiles…
BOTBB
Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women’s Basketball Watchable https://t.co/SeHIJiy3L1 pic.twitter.com/VYxxbbEXT3
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 2, 2024
Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats https://t.co/OHjYFujh4k pic.twitter.com/TAdrfkJvpz
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 2, 2024
Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt https://t.co/QH0xIk2CVT pic.twitter.com/y4h6rnNMH1
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 2, 2024
Female Runner Not Feeling Great About Her Chances Against The Girl With The Beard https://t.co/hXbjeFcw9F pic.twitter.com/xLYVAgAmzK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 2, 2024
‘Men Aren’t Women,’ Says Dangerous Far-Right Extremist https://t.co/9XNUBe14Zs pic.twitter.com/B6wCDniYVb
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 2, 2024
Lizzo Retires To Spend More Time At Texas Roadhouse Wolfing Down Entire Buckets Of Those Delicious Rolls https://t.co/omLfHbCeCJ pic.twitter.com/uEdQq10qsH
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2024
CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools’ Day https://t.co/nNNd33qA8W pic.twitter.com/vLQEF35uiM
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2024
In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt https://t.co/CUSyd6B8O3 pic.twitter.com/a7is9c2rZ7
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2024
4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings https://t.co/bYpVGiZl4o pic.twitter.com/vcRCiXnjTp
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2024
Rat Colony Beneath D.C. Disgusted To Find City Infested With Politicians https://t.co/LHRjFEnKl1 pic.twitter.com/F2OBGVLdxy
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2024
Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran https://t.co/58lXEurI2U pic.twitter.com/AdGN3FLa1s
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 31, 2024
New All-Female ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks https://t.co/vbSLr39CJR pic.twitter.com/L40MI9AdhC
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 31, 2024
Challenge: Can You Spot The Trans Person In Each Of These 9 Photos? https://t.co/n1DE3IVnKO pic.twitter.com/pkPFqFCJu2
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2024
NYC Mayor Assures Migrants That If They Run Out Of Prepaid Debit Cards They Can Just Rob Americans Directly https://t.co/mFLEKbQxLR pic.twitter.com/nL8te18aWa
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2024
Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility https://t.co/G5tMk73Rjh
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2024
Kamala Warns Israel Not To Violate San Francisco City Council’s Ceasefire Decree https://t.co/Q6vLnCGSyp pic.twitter.com/mS88k7W6xx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2024
Man Wishes There Were A Radical Progressive Journalist Nearby To Tell Him Whether This Post Is Misinformation https://t.co/aRm2XY0ANC pic.twitter.com/6kRXrSpMC0
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2024
Scientists Discover Strong Correlation Between Trusting Government And Eating Paint Chips https://t.co/eIsoz5kimz pic.twitter.com/1Lz2yiGAkq
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 29, 2024
At Manhattan Fundraiser The Boys Reminisce About All The Good Times They Had Together On That Other Island https://t.co/et2vCvmX0S pic.twitter.com/t2LWt3N32H
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 29, 2024
Disney Punches Back At Ron DeSantis By Changing Height Requirements For All Rides To 6 Feet https://t.co/jueHmOIR6C pic.twitter.com/nOUuuPOh79
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 29, 2024
Disney+ Will Now Ask You To Confirm No Parents Are In The Room Before Viewing Content https://t.co/bezZGhr0ev pic.twitter.com/8E8NuyINYL
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 28, 2024
The Other Stuff…
Dog wants to listen to baby’s heartbeat..🐶🐾💓 pic.twitter.com/QIpvzMIZFv
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2024
Such a sweet bond.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/D5RSzRkCcr
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 2, 2024
Buffalo helps out turtle that’s been flipped over pic.twitter.com/lphJJS16Ns
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 2, 2024
That smile..🐕🐾🌹😊 pic.twitter.com/Vq82xfLgbN
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 2, 2024
Insects and technology
[📹 Adrian Kozakiewicz / insecthaus_adi]pic.twitter.com/gEdEy0aLv9
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 2, 2024
It was all part of the master plan. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3H60GH8dPZ
— This Clip Shocks (@ThisClipShocks) April 1, 2024
Busted..🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/gVzL6EVl5w
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 31, 2024
Pigeon standing on water fountain waiting for human to help pic.twitter.com/vj6zkpINff
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) March 31, 2024
Dog teaches a puppy how to sit for treats..🐕🐾🍪😍 pic.twitter.com/sOl8io94DU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 31, 2024
Who needs TV when you’ve got this?
pic.twitter.com/mqPXXTCv6G— Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ (@JennMGreenberg) March 28, 2024
And finally…
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