Tucker Carlson Says White House Cocaine Explains Biden Admin’s ‘Crazed & Grandiose’ Policy Decisions

Tucker Carlson had a field day with the White House cocaine scandal during his remarks at the Turning Point Action Conference, claiming the drug found at the West Wing explains the Biden administration’s “crazed and grandiose” policy behaviors.

During his appearance at the Republican event in West Palm Beach on Saturday, someone in the crowd yelled “There was cocaine at the White House!”, prompting Carlson to weigh in on the bizarre story with a hilarious 2-minute bit.

“The thing about that story, is that it’s just a mystery to me,” he said sarcastically. “No one was more shocked than I was. Are you serious? At the Biden White House, someone found an eight ball of cocaine in a public– I said to my wife, that’s just not in character. I just don’t believe it. It’s clearly a setup.”

Audience: “There’s coke in the White House!”

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“That was my favorite story of all time, because it just explains all the behavior, it really does!” Carlson exclaimed, before launching into an over-the-top impersonation of a White House official high on cocaine trying to sell Biden’s radical “Build Back Better” policies.

“I worked in the media business my whole life, so I know what the behavior looks like,” Carlson said. “But it’s like crazed and grandiose, ‘I’ve got a plan! You’re not gonna believe it! It’s gonna totally work! What we’re gonna do,’” Carlson paused to pretend to wipe his nostrils, “‘is we’re gonna totally rearrange everything! Okay? We’ve been doing things a certain way for a long time okay? And it’s worked! But I’ve got a better plan!’”

The former Fox News host then pretended to snort a line.

“And that’s their entire approach!” Carlson laughed.

The Secret Service abruptly ended its investigation into West Wing cocaine last week, claiming they had identified zero suspects.

Watch Carlson’s full remarks: